On the drive home from school, we pulled up behind a giant, white Lexus SUV with vanity plates spelling "Niecey". Immediately I knew it: it was Niecy Nash, host of "Clean House", one of my very favorite TV shows (more on that later... I could talk about "Clean House" all day!). It was so obvious. I mean, how many people can possibly be named Niecy? And a spanking white behemoth of a Lexus is exactly what Niecy would drive! I couldn't wait to get a look at her! I pulled up next to her as we approached the next light...
And it wasn't Niecy! Correction: it may well have been NIECEY, but it wasn't Ms. Nash. Yes, the spelling should have tipped me off, but honestly, imagine my surprise when I pulled up next to a middle aged white woman. WHAT?!
Oh well. I learned 2 lessons today:
1. Don't assume anything.
2. There are at least 2 Niec(e)ys living in Los Angeles.
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